Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What time is it? 10:58

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

kennah campion... being nice

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why did the bunny eat his food

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

This joke isnt funny.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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