- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

but there is a road to the super market

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Golf.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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