Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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The glass is half an hour.

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sixty....eight.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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chuck norris

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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