- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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