Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Men's rights

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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hi my name is? joe

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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