what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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drugs.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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