suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Religion

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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i fondle myself every night....

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Slavery lol

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Canada's army

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Where else? The junk yard

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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but there is a road to the super market

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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