- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What does a man like. food.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A Jew returns change.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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