- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Sea World Japan.

women's rights

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why....... Because.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.