Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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haha.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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The WNBA

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Anti Joke

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