- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Real jokes.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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