jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

sixty....eight.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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women's rights

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Men's rights

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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