- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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minorities

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Dead babies.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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