- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

I have read and agree to terms of service.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

ur mother

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Chocolate tastes good.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

I like to eat.

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