Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Indeed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Anti Joke

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