What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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