- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Women

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

gay marriage.

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