- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Women's rights

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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