- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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