- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

if u r not my friend, like this joke

milly, milly, milly, cat

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

i heart wiener

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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