A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Myspace

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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nice shorts.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Mmmm, donuts

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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