- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mum is dead

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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