- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

okay.....

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

knock knock come in

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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