IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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I like your hair

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Come in

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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