- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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