Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

That's what he said.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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