if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

9/11

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Brett Farve

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Penis

Obamacare!

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Slavery

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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