- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

your all shit at jokes

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Exactly what?

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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