What will happen when a black person die they die

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Women's rights.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Jasper sucks.

beiber i straight

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

I can't think of a joke!

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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