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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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jack shine has boobs

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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cheese

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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