Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What comes after "Q" R

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Oliver's friends

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A homeless person dies.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

I love boobs

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Women's Golf

Josh kissing a girl

arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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