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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What time is it? 10:58

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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