What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Justin Littleton getting laid.

i am predestal

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What comes after "Q" R

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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