- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Pickle!

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Steering Wheel Face.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

your life

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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