How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why....... Because.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Your life That's the joke

Pickle!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

penis

a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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