A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Herman Cain

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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