- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

lewis bedford

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

newt gingrich

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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