Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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I am a real homosexual

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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