what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Anti Joke

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