What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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the WNBA

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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lol

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Windows Vista

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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