- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

the real mccoy

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Women's rights.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Chrissy is funny.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

I have read and agree to terms of service.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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