What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

God.

An Irishman stays home

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Baseball

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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