i have 2 penises

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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this website...

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Amputations.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Shit.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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live babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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