What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Justin Bieber

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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I am a real homosexual

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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