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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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noodles

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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S.O.P.A

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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So dont touch it

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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This is not a joke.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Anti Joke

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