- Anti Joke

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

black people. that is all...

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Womens rights.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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