What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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The geese of Growmore

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Anti Joke

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