- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur mother

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

drugs.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

The WNBA

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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