- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Justin Littleton getting laid.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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