- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Dead babies.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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