What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock. Go away!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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