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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Women's Golf

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

why did the chicken cross the road.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Brett Farve

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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