Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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