roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Women's rights

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

God is religiously proven to be real

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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