How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Jews for Jesus

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