your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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throbbing slobber

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Haha pizza

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Obamacare!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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