Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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DANA

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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