How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why were corners made? For crying.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Chuck Norris died.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

God is religiously proven to be real

What lives underground? Grandpa

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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