TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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ekoj

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Turtles

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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