Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

An Irishman stays home

A homeless person dies.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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steves legs

Miscarriages.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Knock Knock Come in.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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