A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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You.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Dear John,

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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