What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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black people. that is all...

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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