Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Black people are innocent.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Myspace

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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