- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's 9 +10 19

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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