justin littleton. nuff said

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

johann grayson being liked

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

kennah campion... being nice

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A scottish man having fun

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

George W. Bush

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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