What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Hello world

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A Jew returns change.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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