- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

I like to eat.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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